LMPD Social Account Hilariously Updates During Snow Storm
Whoever is running the official Twitter of Louisville Metro Police Dept. account needs a raise!
The LMPD showed their comedic and slightly sarcastic side while giving updates and information during Winter Storm Fern. Advisory posts like, “Crashing your car into a light pole while doing doughnuts in Oxmoor mall’s parking lot is Darwinism at its finest (don’t call us, that’s private property).”
Crashing your car into a light pole while doing doughnuts in Oxmoor mall’s parking lot is Darwinism at its finest (don’t call us, that’s private property).
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
Little warnings to stay off the roads, saying, “It’s 12:36am. If you’re driving right now you’re either essential, unhinged, or on a mission for Taco Bell. God bless all three.”
It’s 12:36am. If you’re driving right now you’re either essential, unhinged, or on a mission for Taco Bell. God bless all three.
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
Shouting out people who own Subarus! “ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and it’s definitely not a forcefield. You too, can hit a guardrail.”
ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and it’s definitely not a forcefield. You too, can hit a guardrail.
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
PSA’s to not abandon your car on the Snyder! “PSA: If you abandon your car on the Snyder tonight, we will name it. And the name won’t be flattering. (“2009 Altima of Shame” is already taken.)”
PSA: If you abandon your car on the Snyder tonight, we will name it. And the name won’t be flattering. (“2009 Altima of Shame” is already taken.)
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
The people complaining they haven’t seen any plows yet! “People we’re seeing already part1: The Clipboard Karen, Wants to report every plow she doesn’t see. Ma’am they’re… plowing. That’s literally what they’re doing. Non-stop.”
People we’re seeing already part1:
The Clipboard Karen
Wants to report every plow she doesn’t see.
Ma’am they’re… plowing. That’s literally what they’re doing. Non-stop.— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
The resourcefulness of our community, “Dispatch just got a call about a woman brushing off her car with half-a-pizza box in the Highlands. Not gonna lie, that’s resourceful (and not a crime stop calling).”
Dispatch just got a call about a woman brushing off her car with half-a-pizza box in the Highlands. Not gonna lie, that’s resourceful (and not a crime stop calling).
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
And finally, to stop trying to pass the snow plows! “STOP PASSING SNOWPLOW TRUCKS.”
STOP PASSING SNOWPLOW TRUCKS.
— LMPD (@LMPD) January 25, 2026
So kudos to the department for having a sense of humor with this situation. Not everything has to be so serious! Give them a follow and thank the LMPD for all they do for our community!
Including adding a little sarcasm!