LMPD Social Account Hilariously Updates During Snow Storm

Whoever is running the official Twitter of Louisville Metro Police Dept. account needs a raise! The LMPD...

LMPD Social Account Hilariously Updates During Snow Storm

Whoever is running the official Twitter of Louisville Metro Police Dept. account needs a raise!

The LMPD showed their comedic and slightly sarcastic side while giving updates and information during Winter Storm Fern. Advisory posts like, “Crashing your car into a light pole while doing doughnuts in Oxmoor mall’s parking lot is Darwinism at its finest (don’t call us, that’s private property).”

Little warnings to stay off the roads, saying, “It’s 12:36am. If you’re driving right now you’re either essential, unhinged, or on a mission for Taco Bell. God bless all three.”

Shouting out people who own Subarus! “ATTENTION SUBARU OWNERS: This is your friendly reminder that AWD is not a personality and it’s definitely not a forcefield. You too, can hit a guardrail.”

PSA’s to not abandon your car on the Snyder! “PSA: If you abandon your car on the Snyder tonight, we will name it. And the name won’t be flattering. (“2009 Altima of Shame” is already taken.)”

The people complaining they haven’t seen any plows yet! “People we’re seeing already part1: The Clipboard Karen, Wants to report every plow she doesn’t see. Ma’am they’re… plowing. That’s literally what they’re doing. Non-stop.”

The resourcefulness of our community, “Dispatch just got a call about a woman brushing off her car with half-a-pizza box in the Highlands. Not gonna lie, that’s resourceful (and not a crime stop calling).”

And finally, to stop trying to pass the snow plows! “STOP PASSING SNOWPLOW TRUCKS.”

So kudos to the department for having a sense of humor with this situation. Not everything has to be so serious! Give them a follow and thank the LMPD for all they do for our community!

Including adding a little sarcasm!