How To Survive Being Attacked By A Turkey
There is apparently a protocol of steps to take if you encounter, and are attacked by…at turkey. #themoreyouknow
- Get loud
- Flap your arms
- Open your jacket to look bigger
- Throw water at it
- Throw a broom at it
How To Survive Being Attacked By A Turkey
There is apparently a protocol of steps to take if you encounter, and are attacked by...at turkey...